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About Me

This is a blog mostly to keep track of all the cool and beautiful things in the world that inspire me. So, basically, it alternates between comics, makeup, and some sort of lulz-version of feminist propaganda. Occasionally I post my own art, but really, to see that, just go to marietietje.com

Blogs I follow:

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   the-life-quixotic:

   perfectlyqueer:

   idowhatiwantthor:

   vagina-tony:

   the-deviations:

   bluebackstabber:

   badwolfofbaskerville:

   A drinking glass

   12 inches deep

   In my head

   51% chance survival rate

   HAHAHAHAHA I’M DEAD

   A mouse pad (omg)

   8 inches deep (how)

   my head

   73% chance of survival

   I don’t have a phone… ;_;

   Apparently I’ve been stabbed 12 inches deep in my stomach by my blue… sweater? And I have a 08% chance of survival.

   I’ve been stabbed 11 inches deep… with an m&m, in my boob. So I’ve got a 26% chance of survival. Hmmm, I’m a fighter I think I’ll make it.

   I’ve been stabbed 6 inches deep by my couch right square in my nose. I’ve got a 28% chance of survival. Well shit, I don’t know that the odds are in my favor on this one. 

   I’ve been stabbed an inch deep in my cheek by my countertop. 

   I have a 01% chance of survival.

   Well, it was nice blogging with you guys.

   Somehow I’ve been stabbed 11 inches into my mouth/chin by my bicycle.

   I have a 25% of survival!

   >.<

   (Source: klondyk3)

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2. bakacaptain reblogged this from nightacavist and added:

   my computer mouse, the lip, 10 inch, 54%

3. nightacavist reblogged this from lunalongbottomlove and added:

   stabbed by yarn, in the foot, 1 inch deep, 62% survival rate.

4. lunalongbottomlove reblogged this from passiveinferno and added:

   Stabbed by my phone In the calve 1 inch deep 98% percent survival rate i’d say i’m fine

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7. electricdropbeat reblogged this from empyrealhotairballoon and added:

   …..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!

8. sneakymedusaandblair reblogged this from human-vinyl and added:

   I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...

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10. ninocica reblogged this from murakioao and added:

    So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...

11. coziestchimera reblogged this from lampfaced and added:

    I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...

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14. mushroomsquirell reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:

    Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳

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16. sexy-cheese reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:

    I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED

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19. dorkoelfreako reblogged this from thequnwantsyou and added:

    My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.

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21. silverpieart reblogged this from ask-kennith-the-blaze and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy

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23. cocoa-kitchy reblogged this from daveftstrider and added:

    Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o

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25. exuviumthechangeling reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:

    I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?

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27. i-have-no-blind-spots reblogged this from twin-dragon-buns and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...

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34. hyperscraps reblogged this from idfuckyouroc and added:

    My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.

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37. forteisthebestdynamic reblogged this from kiba-inuzuka-pawprints and added:

    I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.

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40. adayinthelifeofhell reblogged this from karlurbansface and added:

    I’ve been stabbed by my headphones, 9 inches deep in my neck, and i have an 85% chance of survival

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45. awkwardminecraftmobs reblogged this from omidtheamnesiacender and added:

    ((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...

46. genericponyname120 reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:

    So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...

47. daniitwo reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:

    Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance

48. vexhoor reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:

    Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?

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50. cybii-chan reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:

    I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.

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